{"id":131,"date":"2005-09-09T07:48:58","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T14:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2005-09-09T07:52:48","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T14:52:48","slug":"human-being-or-insect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Human Being or Insect?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the weekend just a few hours away, I feel the need to lighten up a bit. A meme might be fun.  Lynn over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aeternam626.com\/b2\/index.php?m=200509#2243\"target=\"_blank\">Reflections in d minor<\/a>  said she&#8217;d like to see a lot of people do the <em>Heinlein human being or  insect <\/em>meme dreamt up by <a href=\" http:\/\/www.ericsgrumbles.net\/archives\/116292.php\"target=\"_blank\">Eric. <\/a><br \/>\n(She was tagged by <a href=\"http:\/\/texasbestgrok.mu.nu\/archives\/116408.php\"target=\"_blank\">John L of Texas Best Grok<\/a>.)  Glad to oblige. <\/p>\n<p>Instructions: Of the items listed in the following quote from Robert Heinlein&#8217;s &#8220;Time Enough For Love&#8221; identify all those that you have done.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<li>change a diaper &#8211; limited experience as I do not have children, but I did spend a summer working as a mother&#8217;s helper; I was in my teens and that was before pampers and pull-ups!<\/li>\n<li>plan an invasion<\/li>\n<li>butcher a hog<\/li>\n<li>conn a ship &#8211; yes, if sailboats and rowboats are ships<\/li>\n<li>design a building &#8211; yes, if building a city out of blocks counts &#8211; we even ran electricity &#8211; I was 7<\/li>\n<li>write a sonnet &#8211; albeit unpublishable<\/li>\n<li>balance accounts &#8211; I&#8217;ll assume that we&#8217;re talking about financial accounts, and I do balance those, but I also must balance the accounts as in stories I am told when doing research&#8230;two people see the same thing and tell very different tales\n<\/li>\n<li>build a wall &#8211; both figurative and literal<\/li>\n<li>set a bone<\/li>\n<li>comfort the dying &#8211; many times<\/li>\n<li>take orders &#8211; yes, but I&#8217;m not very good at it<\/li>\n<li>give orders &#8211; too often, in the minds of some<\/li>\n<li>cooperate &#8211; can do<\/li>\n<li>act alone &#8211; usually<\/li>\n<li>solve equations &#8211; I was good at algebra; geometry was another story<\/li>\n<li>analyze a new problem &#8211; incessantly<\/li>\n<li>pitch manure &#8211; cows and horses, lots of times, lots of places<\/li>\n<li>program a computer &#8211; PCs and mainframes; I was a geek in the 1970s<\/li>\n<li>cook a tasty meal &#8211; friends will vouch for me<\/li>\n<li>fight efficiently &#8211; I don&#8217;t like to fight, but I&#8217;m nothing if not efficient<\/li>\n<li>die gallantly<\/li>\n<p>Of the four things I&#8217;ve never done, you can be sure that butchering a hog is something I will never ever do, setting a bone could happen, planning an invasion is not something I would put past me, and as for a gallant death only time will tell.<\/p>\n<p>Because I was not &#8220;officially&#8221; tagged, I&#8217;ll not tag you, but feel free to take it on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the weekend just a few hours away, I feel the need to lighten up a bit. A meme might be fun. Lynn over at Reflections in d minor said she&#8217;d like to see a lot of people do the Heinlein human being or insect meme dreamt up by Eric. (She was tagged by John &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/?p=131\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Human Being or Insect?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-n-that"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}