The following, emailed to me by a friend who is not usually prone to disseminating such things, is either really silly or very scary. Perhaps both.<\/p>\n
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How can we achieve 103%? What makes up 100% in life?<\/p>\n
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:<\/p>\n
If:
\nA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
\n1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.<\/p>\n
Then:
\nH-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
\n8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%<\/p>\n
and
\nK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
\n11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%<\/p>\n
But,
\nA-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
\n1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<\/p>\n
On the other hand,
\nB-U-L-L-$-H-I-T
\n2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%<\/p>\n
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
\nA-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
\n1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<\/p>\n
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the BULL$HIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!! <\/p>\n
D-E-V-R-A, alone, only gets you 50%, but D-E-V-R-A-D-O-W-R-I-T-E gives you 144% of your minimum daily requirement. (Of course T-E-R-R-Y-T-E-A-C-H-O-U-T scores even higher — 179% — so what else is new? Cheers TT, here’s to you — may you remain in the stunned but happy state of grace<\/a><\/strong> to which I will continue to aspire.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The following, emailed to me by a friend who is not usually prone to disseminating such things, is either really silly or very scary. Perhaps both. What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been … Continue reading “Web Humor: Silly or Scary”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hmmm","category-word-play"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.devradowrite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}