At left is a picture of the tee-shirt that I will NOT be buying. On the right, my edited version of said tee-shirt.
The Music Stand catalog comes in the mail several times a year, and I keep looking at the “Bach later. Offenbach sooner” doormat and Jazz Band Wall Hanging, but I have no appropriate place to put either item. Every once in a while I do order a little something, usually a funny tee-shirt for a gift, or nightshirt for myself.